Speed
Needs PageSpeed data
SiteRoast · for local business
How strong is
your website?
Get a quick, fair roast of the public signals your website gives new customers. A little heat, useful truth, and no made-up metrics.
A little heat. Useful truth.
Roast a website
We read its public homepage HTML. We never guess site speed or match a Google profile behind your back.
Public http/https pages only. Query strings are removed, and private network addresses are blocked.
The first roast
Launch scopeA little heat. Useful truth.
Find the flaws.
Fix the future.
Five things in the first check
- SpeedNeeds PageSpeed data01
- MobileViewport signal only02
- SEO basicsFour page-level signals03
- ReviewsNeeds a confirmed profile04
- Offer clarityHeading and action estimate05
Public website signalsPlayful. Never personal.
A real check, based on what this page makes publicly available.
The launch plan
A quick gut check for your online first impression.
The first version checks public website signals across speed, mobile usability, SEO basics, reviews, and offer clarity. It scores only what the page can show and marks the rest unavailable.
Mobile
Viewport signal only
SEO basics
Four page-level signals
Reviews
Needs a confirmed profile
Offer clarity
Heading and action estimate
Hot ideas. Real results.
A roast with a point.
The jokes stay kind. The takeaways stay practical. SiteRoast helps local owners see what a new customer might notice first.
Real websites. Brutal truth.
Better sites. Brighter businesses.